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30.11.12


Ello lovelies!



This past week, I was asked what the most attractive thing about me was. After some thought, I answered with my absolute favourite thing about myself: my Imagination. For those of you who know me well, this comes as no surprise. For the rest of you, here’s a small glimpse into my crazy mind…
And so, without further ado, I present to you something that I have been working on for quite some time:

My Fiction Bucketlist.

[Kudos to you, sir or madame, if you appreciate these like I do. Feel free to add more of your own in the comments!]


1. Sing with the Muses.
2. Dance in the woods and sing about the Phony King of England with the Gang.
3. Ask Kreacher to make me a sammich.
4. Kiss Rudy Steiner.
5. Fly with Buckbeak.
6. Trade Chocolate Frog Cards with Ron.
7. Eat Scooby Snacks with Shaggy and Scoobs.
8. Float down the Mississippi River with Tom and Huck.
9. Receive memories from the Giver.
10. Play a prank on Dwight with Jim and Pam.
11. Discover I’m a Demi-God.
12. Feed Pudge a Peanut Butter sandwhich every Thursday with Lilo.
13. Steal from the rich and give to the needy with Robin Hood.
14. Have an Archery lesson with Legolas.
15. Go to the 600th floor of the Empire State Building.
16. Take the Road Less Traveled.
17. Help Charlie find the Golden Ticket.
18. Do the “Eyebrow of Doom” with Elrond.
19. Have a three way Hug of Awkwardness with Voldemort and Draco.
20. Traverse the Galaxy with Buzz Lightyear.
21. Fight Doofenschmirtz with Agent P.
22. Attend an August Rush concert.
23. Travel back in time with Marty McFly.
24. Become a Jedi.
25. Visit Terabithia with Jesse and Leslie.
26. Go Jellyfishing with SpongeBob and Patrick.
27. Eat Schwarma with the Avengers.
28. Challenge Ash Ketchum to a Pokemon Battle.
29. Make “Fetch” happen with Gretchen Wieners.
30. Do science with Bill Nye.
31. Duel with Athos, Porthos, Aramis, and D’Artagnan.
32. Capture Experiment 626.
33. Play a game of Steal the Flag at Camp Half Blood.
34. Harvest beets with Dwight.
35. Learn to speak Parseltongue fluently.
36. Learn to speak Elvish fluently.
37. Eat some Redvines with Ron.
38. Find the Secret Garden.
39. Go There and Back Again with Bilbo Baggins.
40. Surf the EAC with Crush, Squirt, and Dory.
41. Have a Tea Party with Chip and Mrs. Potts.
42. Walk into Mordor.
43. Perform Inception with Mr. Cobb.
44. Dress in drag and do the Hula with Timon and Pumbaa.
45. Sing a duet with the Phantom of the Opera.
46. Spend the night in a cave with Peeta Mellark.
47. Ask Westley to do something for me, and he answers with, “As you wish.”
48. Duel with Inigo Montoya.
49. Futterwaken with the Mad Hatter on the Fraptious Day.
50. Explore underwater caverns with Ariel.
51. Climb Boo Radley’s Apple Tree with Scout.
52. Laugh with the Bennett Sisters when Elizabeth says “No” to Mr. Collins proposal.
53. Solve a mystery with Sherlock Holmes.
54. Eat Strawberries and Cream with SamWise Gamgee.
55. Be Sherlock’s second friend.
56. Sit in Sheldon’s spot.
57. Hunt some Walkers with Daryl Dixon.
58. Swing in the branches of the Giving Tree and sit on her stump and rest a while.
59. Tie knots with Finnick Odair.
60. Study dragons with Charlie Weasley.
61. Become an Avenger.
62. Read with Belle in the Beast’s library.
63. Fall in love with The Doctor.
64. Walk through a Wardrobe with Lucy.
65. Attend one of Gatsby’s parties.
66. Compete in a soap box derby style race with the Little Rascals.
67. Ask a grinning bobcat why he grins.
68. Trade socks with Dobby.
69. Yoga with Bruce Banner.
70. Hold The Doctor’s hand as he leaves Rose at BadWolf Bay.
71. Go on an impossible mission with Ethan Hunt.
72. Play Hide N Seek with Pascal.
73. Play a game of Wizard’s Chess with Minerva McGonagall.
74. Eat raw fish with Hiccup and Toothless.
75. Drink the Milk at FableHaven.
76. Have Tea and Sardines with Mr. Tumnus, and perhaps he’ll play a lullaby on his Flute.
77. Eat Turkish Delight with Edmund.
78. Sneak bread to the Jews with Liesel and Rudy.
79. Slap Captain Jack.
80. Watch the sunset with Ponyboy.
81. Watch the living with Susie Salmon.
82. Travel to Neverland and become a Lost Girl.
83. Help Matilda and friends cheer on Bruce while he eats the Chocolate Cake.
84. Sing with Flynn Rider in a boat between the lanterns.
85. Play foosball with Joey and Chandler.
86. Fall down the Rabbit Hole with Alice.
87. Attend an Ancient Runes lecture with Hermione.
88. Navigate the Fire Swamp with Westley.
89. Have a day off with Ferris Bueller.
90. Eat spaghetti and syrup with Buddy the Elf.
91. Adopt Margo, Edith, and Agnes with Gru and give them a house made of Gummy Bears.
92. Move to Storybrooke, Maine to help Henry with Operation Cobra.
93. Join S.P.E.W.
94. Sneak across the river into New Pretty Town with Tally.
95. Teach Smalls how to play Baseball.
96. Ride on the Magic School Bus with Mrs. Frizzle’s class.
97. Talk with Aslan.
98. Turn the Room of Requirement into a Ball Pit with the Weasley Twins.
99. Drink Blue Coke with Percy Jackson.
100. Fistbump Shawn and Gus.
101. Compete in a battle with Legolas and Gimli, counting of course.
102. Play Mini Golf with Hurley.
103. Dig a hole with Caveman and Zero.
104. Find out if my neighbor is a vampire with the Bailey School Kids.
105. Stay a night in the Pink Motel.
106. Pop paint balloons with Mia Thermopolis and her mom.
107. Sing on the fire escape with Audrey Hepburn.
108. Go to church inside the Pick-It-Quick store with Opal and Winn-Dixie.
109. Sneak in the Invisibility Cloak with Harry.
110. Talk symbolism with Robert Langdon.
111. Take a ride on Cool Runnings with the first Jamaican Bobsled Team.
112. Run across America with Forrest Gump.
113. Be punched in the face by Regina George.
114. Eat Earwax Flavoured beans and Lemon Drops with Dumbledore.
115. Have my toes light up the glow-in-the-dark ground on Pandora.
116. Help Robert Neville discover an antidote.
117. Dance and sing at the Green Dragon with Merry and Pippin.
118. Steal a firework with Merry and Pippin.
119. Have a HobGoblin spit in my eye.
120. Have a food fight with Peter Banning and the Boys.
121. Dance to “Move It” with the Lemurs in Madagascar.
122. Journey to the Center of the Earth.
123. Spend a night in Jurassic Park.
124. Hug Gurgi.
125. Eat a Littmus Lozenge with Miss Franny in the Library.
126. Attend a class at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.
127. Pole Vault over rooftops with Aladdin and Abu.
128. Kiss Jean Bob. And Speed.
129. Explore the Holiday Towns with Jack and Sally.
130. Go to Disney after dark, and fight the Overtakers.
131. Dance with King Bidgood, in the bathtub.
132. Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin’. [Translation: Have Kronk teach me how to make Spinach Puffs.]


So there you have it, my friends. And the most beautiful part is that with a good imagination, you can do ALL these things and MORE. No limits. And plus, no rules.

Mischief Managed.

_Kynia

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